<%@LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT" CODEPAGE="1252"%> Fawlty 2

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DECORATIONS

Sybil

Basil... Basil... Hello again everybody. It’s so nice to have you all here to celebrate our fifteenth anniversary. Thank you all so much for coming. Has anyone seen my husband...? Oh, Manuel, have you seen Mr. Fawlty?

Manuel

Que?

Sybil

Have you seen Mr. Fawlty?

Manuel

Is Fawlty!

MANUEL IS TRYING TO FIX THE PHONE.

Sybil

Basil. Did you see Basil?

Manuel

Si.

Sybil

Yes, see. Seen Basil

Manuel

Oh, si. Basil is about so tall and has little wrinkly thing...

Sybil

Where is he?

Manuel

You want Mr. Fawlty for to see?

Sybil

See. Yes.

Manuel

Si, si is yes. Ah, you learn Spanish !

Sybil

Basil?

BASIL ENTERS.

Basil

Yes, my little piranha fish?

Sybil

What about the decorations?

Basil

I don’t know, dear. What about them?

Sybil

You were supposed decorate the restaurant for our anniversary this evening.

Basil

Decorate ... Oh yes, I delegated the job to Manuel.

Sybil

Well it hasn’t been done.

Basil

No. (Hits Manuel)

Sybil

I’ll be back in five minutes and if this place isn’t well and truly decorated, you know what to expect.

SYBIL EXITS. BASIL & MANUEL WATCH IN TERROR AS SHE GOES.

Basil

I’d have to grow another set first…. Now see what you’ve done?

Manuel

Que?

Basil

You were supposed to decorate the restaurant.

Manuel

Que? .... Dec or ate?

Basil

What are we going to do? Five minutes to decorate the restaurant. Um, let’s see. Manuel.

Manuel

Que?

Basil

Get the step ladder.

Basil & Manuel loose in a restaurant with a stepladder. Imagine what might happen!

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