Plays

Thank you for your interest in perusing the list of plays I have available.

I have been writing for a living for the past 30 years.  Most of my work has been as a playwright.  Many of my plays were commissioned by various bodies, ranging from Theatre Companies, Educational Institutions, Community Groups and major Corporations.

I also have a large number of Theatre/Restaurant style shows available for production.  Fees for these shows are by negotiation.

PLAYS:
Melodrama:

TEARS OF BLOOD.

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Music-Theatre:

FLOWER POWER.

DRACULA DOWN UNDER.

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Farce:

ASCOT EVE.

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THE WINDS OF CHANGE.

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PASS THE PYRETHRUM, PORTIA

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Plays for Young People:

CLOWNSVILLE HIGH.

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GREEN ON EVERYTHING.

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NOARALOT.

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COMPULAND

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BROADSVIEW

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THE GREAT SANDWICH SHOW.

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Plays for Children:

THE DRAGON WHO BURPED

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LITTLE MISS MUFFET TOUGHS IT OUT.

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THE STORY OF STORIES.

THE TALE OF A WHALE IS A WHALE OF A TALE.

OFF WITH THE FAERIES

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RED DOG--THE IRATE PIRATE.

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Community Plays:

MALLEE MAYDAY

THUNDER ACROSS THE REEF

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WILLUNGA--A CLEAN SLATE.

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DOWN UNDER NOARLUNGA

A GOOD YARN.

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EYE TO EYE.

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ONKAPARINGA--STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH.

NEXT YEAR’S MODEL

WHEN THE TALKING STOPS.

Theatre/Restaurant:

You can produce any of these shows on a royalty basis. Bearly Together franchises are available in any state in Australia--except for South Australia--or in any country in the world.

FIVE INTERACTIVE FAWLTY TOWERS SHOWS. Starring Basil, Sybil, Manuel and the hamster. All original scripts. .

1 FAWLTY TALES. Those favourite themes are explored. The Rat: The Health Inspector: Horse Racing: The Raffle--along with many other incidents.

2 FAWLTY CHRISTMAS. How many things can go wrong at a Christmas Dinner? Can Basil get the door unstuck? What did happen to the decorations? Will the Americans get a Waldorf salad? What happened to the hamster? Where is Ireland?

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3 BASIL'S GOURMET NIGHT. The chef is so drunk he can’t stand up, and all of the local gourmands have arrived for dinner.  How will Basil cope? Can Manuel really cook curried spam with rice and Herrings In? Will you get dinner at all? Can Sybil keep the lid on  things in the kitchen? Is Pavarotti really in the audience? What is the Spanish word for donkey?

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4 BASIL'S MEDIEVAL NIGHT. O'Reilly's Plummer's Mummer's Troupe has failed to turn up. Can Basil and Manuel organise a Mummer’s Play? Will the audience help? Will Sybil emasculate Basil? Can we find the Maypole? Whose sleeve is green? Is King Arthur a square? Will the Germans in the room declare war?

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5 THE WEDDING RECEPTION FROM HELL. Basil and sybil have decided to take weddings and receptions at Fawlty Towers. YOU are invited to the trial run to see how it all works. Will the bride turn up? Will the drunken uncles go the knuckle? Can Manuel tell the difference between champagne & champignons? Will Sybil sing Ave Maria? What did happen to the wedding cake?

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Seven Interactive Murder Mysteries:

MURDER MOST FOUL 19th century. Set at the reading of the will of the late Sir Marmaduke Marmaduke.

MURDER AT ST. TRIVIAL’S. A school reunion centenary dinner with a difference

MOIDER AT BIG LOFTY’S. Chicago Gangsters gather to find out who is de boss.

THE K.G.B. KAPER. Who murdered the chief of the KGB? Set at the Russian embassy.

THE HOT PINK PANTHER. Murder in beautiful downtown Paree,

MAD MARION'S MEDIEVAL MASSACRE. Robbing Hood & Mad Marion investigate.

MURDER AT THE WINERY. Inspector Catchem will conduct proceedings.

If you are interested in any of the above material, I can be contacted in South Australia on 8 327 4142.

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