AUDIO BOOKS AVAILABLE

All Read by Allen Lyne

 

My Audio Books can be purchased a number of different ways.  To pay by credit card, click the link next to the book and you will be taken to Red Hen, a secure credit card facility.  You can email me to request direct credit banking details or send a cheque or money order to Allen Lyne 8 Redgate Court, Moana Heights, South Australia, 5169.

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Charles Dickens

Between 1843 & 1848, Charles Dickens wrote 5 Christmas novellas.  I have recorded the 3 most popular of them.  These are good quality Audio Books, ideal for the print handicapped or for anyone that likes to listen to a wonderful story well told.

A Christmas Carol , The Chimes  and The Cricket on the Hearth are each approximately 3 hours in length and each is a set of 3 cd discs.

 

 

A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens

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Dickens' enduring tale of redemption.  Listen to the voices of Scrooge, the Cratchit family, Fred, the plump sister and all of those ghosts as the wonderful story unfolds.  

The Chimes

Charles Dickens

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Listen to the wonderful adventures of good-hearted Trotty Veck, the Ticket Porter.  This is a masterful telling of the condition of the poor in England in Victorian times.  Funny yet serious, lighthearted yet poignant.  Only a master craftsman such as Dickens could successfully blend all of these elements.

The Cricket on the Hearth

Charles Dickens

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Two heartwarming love stories in one book.  A wonderful tale of mistakes in affairs of the heart.  Good little Dot and Honest John Peerybingle finally set things right.

Master Humphrey's Clock

Charles Dickens

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Now little known and more's the pity.  Master Humphrey's Clock sprang from a weekly periodical written and edited by Charles Dickens between 1840—41.  It is about a group of literary men who meet weekly to discuss their writings among other things.  The stories related are among some of Dickens' finest writing.  Mr Pickwick makes an appearance at the meetings.

 

More Audio Books by Charles Dickens will follow

 

The Glugs of Gosh

C.J. Dennis

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One of Australia's finest poets in arguably his best work.  Hear the wonderful tale of the Glugs and their war with the Ogs of Podge and the trade in pickles and glue.  It is side-splitting tale with a lesson the economic rationalists would do well to heed today.

$15.00 includes postage in Australia.

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Shakespeare is Alive & Well & Living in Sun City

Jeffrey Case is a taxi driver who wants to play Hamlet.

He does!  Once!

Jeffrey is called in as an understudy at two hours notice and gives the most execrable performance of Hamlet in the history of theatre. Shadowy figures observe the performance.  There are consequences.  In a highrise apartment building a number of people reside.  All of them are dressed as characters in Shakespeare's plays.  The man living in the penthouse apartment looks and dresses like Shakespeare.  Strange chants and imprecations come from a windowless room on the second floor.  Mysterious ice cream vans arrive and depart this location.  Jeffrey Case stumbles into a nightmare world of drugs, sex, magic, and Shakespeare as he tries to unravel the mystery of the severed head and the two-hundred-thousand dollars mysteriously left in his taxi by the beautiful redhead in the silky green dress.  Is Shakespeare really alive?  Who are the mysterious characters?  Who is running the drug racket in Jeffrey's hometown of Sun City?

Will Jeffrey ever get laid?  Will he ever get to bed?

A fine audio recording of this popular novel.

                       $30 includes postage anywhere in Australia.

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A Handicap for the Devil

Allen Lyne

What if all the lawyers in the world were in league with the Devil? (Some people might suspect this already) What if Hades is a golf course and the Devil the resident pro? What if one man is charged with a mission to save the world from Satan as well as golf?

God has decided to give humans one more chance to reform. He chooses the meekest, mildest man alive as His messenger. Can Jonathan Goodfellow convince his friends, associates, fellow train travellers and ultimately the rest of the human race to reform in time to meet God's deadline?

This is a book you can't put down until you finish the last sentence. The climax will amaze you and leave you rolling on the floor with laughter.

 

Max Colwell is a great South Australian writer.  It is a privilege to have recorded three of his books for sale.  Max's books can be purchased direct from his web site:

www.maxcolwell.net

Half Days & Patched Pants

Everyone in Mike's street was born on their kitchen tables. The time was the Great Depression.

The place was an Australian working-class community. Everyone was battling to survive, but to ten-year-old Mike and his mates, Siddy and Fred, the situation seemed quite normal.

The youngsters were part of a nearly derelict society. Some people, like the pretty young Oppos' teacher, clung to hopes of a better life. Others, like Miss Jam, who Siddy said was a witch, clung to the last rags of existence.

This genuinely Australian novel gives a vivid picture of life among the dispossessed, and yet it is full of wry and sometimes riotous humour. The author writes from first-hand experience of the people and the era, and he "tells it like it was".

HALF DAYS AND PATCHED PANTS: $20 including postage

Full Days & Pressed Pants

In 1938, Mike was seventeen and the depression just about over. Things weren't as bad as they had been when he lived down the hill, but they weren't too good, either.  So Mike's Uncle Harry, being a careful sort of man, told him it was time he put childish things behind him and started to earn his keep.

Max Colwell paints a vivid and nostalgic picture of life as it appeared to a young man before the outbreak of the Second World War.

We follow Mike's journey as he learns about life, about the hopes and dreams of ordinary working men and women, about pigeon and horse racing, about girls and love, and about death; about desperation, and about the responsibilities of growing up.

Full Days and Pressed Pants is a blend of wry humour and deep compassion, rich in the down-to-earth flavour of the Australian vernacular, and written with sincerity and conviction.

FULL DAYS AND PRESSED PANTS :  $20 INCLUDING POSTAGE

Glorious Days & Khaki Pants

Glorious Days... follows on from Full Days and Pressed Pants. Now we find Mike as an army conscript, a 'Chocolate Soldier' among teenagers from all walks of life, many of whom had never been away from home in their lives.

There is Barney from Broken Hill, an authority on all things from ingrown toenails to milking cows; Nugent, who started wheezing every time his grandmother opened the ice-chest door; the Dome, who had swallowed an encyclopedia when he was a kid and was halfway to being a genius; and the Tube who had had so many operations that he reckoned he had nothing left inside.

There were also sergeants like Burke, who Barney reckoned was as useless as a kookaburra with a sore throat when it came to reading a map.

In this book, Max Colwell describes how army training brought the worst and best out of boys as they were turned into men, a process that gave birth to a particular brand of wry humour.

You will laugh and be brought close to tears as you join Mike and his friends through their Glorious Days in Khaki Pants.

GLORIOUS DAYS AND KHAKI PANTS :  $20 INCLUDING POSTAGE

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